Sunday, June 15, 2025

Review: Smart Ones - Ham & Cheese Scramble - Day 2 Lunch

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  1. Links are not attached to any kickbacks or whatever. Just there to be helpful.
  2. Liver Shrink Diets are only to be attempted under Medical Supervision. 
  3. These posts are intended for informational and tracking purposes only.

Liver Shrink Frozen Food Review: [Day 2 Lunch] 

Smart Ones | Ham & Cheese Scramble

Nutrition Facts Liver Shrink Diet
200 Calories 300 max
7g Total Fat 10g max
660mg Sodium 700mg max
13g Carbohydrate 30g max
18g Protein 15g min


Liver Shrink Perspective:

A bit high on the Sodium, which may cause some water retention is everything is high that day. Less disappointing than it's Ham-less cousin. Still slightly unfulfilling at 3 oz under weight of its competition.


Would I eat it again:

I was expecting this to be just as bad as its ham-less cousin, and just wanted it out of the rotation early. However if you desperately need breakfast, then this will have to suffice. If I didn't pre-buy so many meals to get through reviews for, I might have gotten it again.

Protein Starch Vegetable Sauce
Great Great Great Great
Good Good Good Good
Shrug(+) Shrug Shrug Shrug
Eww Eww Eww Eww
Nope Nope Nope Nope


Protein: Scrambled Eggs & Ham

Pre-cooked scrambled egg crumbles. Texturally accurate, and they still have that “leftover day old scrambled eggs” vibe. If there was an "off" flavor, it was hidden by the inclusion of the Ham. Which I would have to call "salad chunks". Small quarter centimeter diced chunks that you used to find on buffet salad bars in the 90s. Honestly if I could figure out what kind of ham Pizza Hut used in the 90s for this, I would make my own. The presence of the ham changes everything about this dish. But that might just be flavor hiding and nostalgia. Upgraded to Shrug(+)


Starch: Potatoes

These potatoes actually seemed to have potato flavor and some consistency.' Upgraded to Shrug.


Vegetable: None

No Vegetables for you.


Sauce: Cheeses

Like its cousin from Day 1, some unholy concoction of cheese sauce, only the salt and smoke flavor from the Ham seems to improve it. Upgraded to Shrug


One Offs:

  • While better taste overall, Other than the Ham, I don't think anything else really changed here.
  • Writing this much later in the future, there are much more filling options out there, and the 6.49 ounces is only 2/3 of what those offer.






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